Is it just me

Or does everybody in the general twitter population tweet the EXACT SAME SHIT WORD FOR WORD. The twitter ipad app makes it so you can scroll thru the most re-tweeted tweets of the day and I swear to fucking christ it’s 15 different accounts copy/pasting the same tweet and somehow each tweet gets re-tweeted. Example: the ex-lover/old toys analogy. That’s not one I’ve seen a lot recently but you get the picture. Another thing is common themes like “that awkward moment when (something that would never happen in real life happens)” shit makes me wanna quit twitter. Or at least just stop looking at the top tweets. Kinda hard though because every once in awhile, there’s some good shit up there.

Accounts that I swear to god are all the same person: the Will Ferrell parody account (FillWerrel), the Wiz Khalifa RP account, and basically any RP account made after a black celebrity. Do you fucks really have nothing better to do than roleplay as fucking Madea and tweet some shit that’s been tweeted and read at least a billion times? Is your life that shitty? Maybe I should start RP’ing. If I do, it’ll be somebody cool like one of the characters from Always Sunny or Biff Tanen.
/rant